So, there, I've finally done it... More like I was pushed into it, mind you... In a sense...
It wasn't a whim, not a capricious display of personal rendition... Not a decision hastily reached, not even an event easy to foresee... Completely, utterly not to my liking, in fact...
But I did it ... I opened an account with Facebook...
My shame knows no bounds...it's breadth is incommensurable.
It's enormous...
I feel like a dirty penny you see in a dingy parking lot in the ghetto, which you try to pick up for luck, just to realize it's actually a blackened piece of gum on the sidewalk...and then some gang bangers force feed it to you just for fun...
I've followed both, the advise from a friend and a social trend... Both are code-breakers, man...but the latter...phew!
Damn, I followed a Popular Trend...
As it were, I've already had to open God knows how many accounts on the Web! Shit, it's like you're at a bank, but the currency in this case is You (which is totally depressing, if you think about it) ...
By the time I finished handing over my virtual identity, that Zuckerberg guy probably made another zillion... Cha-ching!
Uh, case in point... I'd like to share this picture of a very dear friend of mine... He's one of the primary reasons I realized early on in my life the importance of levity, laughter, and the fact that Cartoons are for Real...
His nickname's also that of one of my all-time favorite Bands...
Secret Added Bonus!
It wasn't a whim, not a capricious display of personal rendition... Not a decision hastily reached, not even an event easy to foresee... Completely, utterly not to my liking, in fact...
But I did it ... I opened an account with Facebook...
My shame knows no bounds...it's breadth is incommensurable.
It's enormous...
I feel like a dirty penny you see in a dingy parking lot in the ghetto, which you try to pick up for luck, just to realize it's actually a blackened piece of gum on the sidewalk...and then some gang bangers force feed it to you just for fun...
I've followed both, the advise from a friend and a social trend... Both are code-breakers, man...but the latter...phew!
Damn, I followed a Popular Trend...
As it were, I've already had to open God knows how many accounts on the Web! Shit, it's like you're at a bank, but the currency in this case is You (which is totally depressing, if you think about it) ...
By the time I finished handing over my virtual identity, that Zuckerberg guy probably made another zillion... Cha-ching!
Man, I scarcely deal with my own, real-life friends, and now I have to check out the pictures, profiles and little "clever" commentaries of their friends, and the friends of their friends, and the mutual friends of their freaking friends, and then some morons whom I "might know"... It's just too much!
The things you gotta put up with in order to have your shit out there for all to see ( Like anyone actually does!)...
Gimme a Faceless Book...and I'd gladly open an account ( Some of those people in there are really creepy, man! )...
Uh, case in point... I'd like to share this picture of a very dear friend of mine... He's one of the primary reasons I realized early on in my life the importance of levity, laughter, and the fact that Cartoons are for Real...
His nickname's also that of one of my all-time favorite Bands...
Secret Added Bonus!
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